Recipe for an Eton Mess…

Bullingdon boy Alexander ‘Boris’ de Pfeffel Johnson is a Neo-Colonial, philandering flounderer. He’s a serial liar and cheat, a racist and homophobe.

Here is a man who has fathered a love child and had at least four affairs, the latest of which seems to have sealed the fate of Boris’ marriage whilst managing to alienate one of his strongest supporters within the press…

“‘Guido blogger & Sun columnist, Harry Cole has spent the past few years promoting both Brexit and Boris Johnson as the next PM, only to find out his pal Boris has been having an affair with his long-term partner, Tory staffer, Carrie Symmonds. Not only has Boris betrayed his wife, but also one of his media fanboys.”

When he was a reporter for the Times newspaper he fabricated a quotation and was sacked for his dishonesty, whereupon he walked straight into a job at the Daily Telegraph, where his “talent” was recognised and his foibles indulged.

He was sacked as a frontbench spokesman by the then Conservative Party leader Michael Howard for lying about his private life.

According to the Times, “his fate was sealed by the mother of his mistress, Petronella Wyatt, who said her daughter had become pregnant by him and had an abortion. Boris, who is married with four children, had categorically dismissed the allegations as an ‘inverted pyramid of piffle’

In a 2001 book, he wrote of same-sex marriage:

“If gay marriage was OK – and I was uncertain on the issue – then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men, or indeed three men and a dog.”

– Boris Johnson

He was editor of the Spectator when they published an article that claimed blacks have a lower IQ:

A time when Boris also suggested about Africa;

“The continent may be a blot, but it is not a blot upon our conscience. The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge anymore”

– Boris Johnson

He suggested the Queen must love touring the Commonwealth because she’s greeted by “cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies” and that in the Congo, Tony Blair would be met with “watermelon smiles”, a reference he has made more than once.

In his role as Foreign Secretary he has managed to offend the British Sikh community:

He recited part of a colonial-era Rudyard Kipling poem in front of local dignitaries while on an official visit to Myanmar:

Or when saying the city of Sirte in Libya might become a new Dubai once “the dead bodies” are removed:

For some reason, Boris holds a special disdain for the good people of Liverpool.

you can read the article here:

In the race for London mayor, Boris publicly pledged not to make any cuts to the London Fire Brigade.

By the time he left office, he had closed 10 fire stations, scrapped 27 fire engines and slashed 600 firefighter jobs.

When Boris was London mayor he had to retract evidence given to a House of Commons select committee about his actions over the arrest of fellow Tory Damian Green in 2008. You probably didn’t hear about it because when it came to public attention he rang the committee chairman, Keith Vaz, and showered him with four-letter abuse and the Westminster faithful pushed that angle instead.

He has continued to consistently abuse his power and position for personal and political gain for years.

“London mayor Boris Johnson has been accused of a ‘cover up’ and misleading the London Assembly over the Garden Bridge after the AJ uncovered dramatic new evidence about his secret fundraising trip to San Francisco.”

“Johnson was repeatedly asked about allegations of a “semi-corrupt” relationship between City Hall and developers of London’s Royal Albert Dock…

…Channel Four discovered that an adviser to the company had donated large sums to the Conservative party in advance of the £1 billion deal. They also alleged that L&P had shared offices with the developers and that one of L&P’s employees had later moved over to work for them. They also raised serious questions about the company’s human rights record in China.

It doesn’t matter how dirty your money is, Boris is in. As demonstrated when he defended his playing a game of tennis with the wife of one of Vladimir Putin’s ex-ministers in return for a £160,000 donation to the Conservatives.

And then there is his close friendship with a “known” Russian spy:

In some quarters, that would be classed as treasonous, but then it depends on what side of the political line you fall before that accusation gets chucked around.

His voting record is a prime example of an MP who is dedicated to helping the rich get richer off of the back of the poor, take a look:

Boris is not a lovable rogue. He is a danger to our nation. Boris has lied to his employers, his party leader, his wife, his kids, his constituents and his country. I expect that Boris even lies to himself.

And as you can clearly see, Boris is still lying to us to this very day:

And you only have to look at how Boris has completely flip-flopped on pretty much every Brexit opinion he has had:

His latest gaffe really let slip his contempt for his constituents. The former Mayor of London(and current resident) tweeted that he had just voted in the local elections.

He quickly deleted when he was informed that there were no local elections in London yesterday.

This is a man who has failed on nine separate occasions to declare his earnings to parliament. The Commissioner for Standards is clear this this was not an inadvertent error, but a systematic disregard for the rules.

Boris is the very embodiment of everything that is wrong with the education system, the class system and the political system, all rolled into one big, bumbling, bigoted blowhard.

If you have never seen the clip when Eddie Mair calls Boris out for what he is, it is worth a watch:

He was summed up perfectly recently by an ex-Tory minister when he described Boris as;

“A man who waits to see which way the crowd is running and then dashes in front and says ‘follow me’…”

– Michael Heseltine

And if you want to see the capable Boris at work, check out this clip:

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